A Plot

So I think that I have finally figured out the real reason behind this promotional opportunity that is currently available to me. It is all a plot to get me to where a tie to work every day. Wednesday I was supposed to have me interview, so I show up to work all dressed up, at the last minute the interview is postponed until Friday. So I show up today once again with a tie only to find out that the interview has been postponed to Monday. I am starting to see a pattern. Damn, if they just wanted me to wear a tie they should just tell me.